I mean, three is good, but do you know what is better than that? Four.
— Fantasy Springs (@FantasySprings) August 29, 2019
I mean, congrats to the winners (and I hope we are related). Also, if the casino could keep the winnings coming for people like you, awesome reader, and me…well, that would be great.
Update: Thanks to Brian who reminded me of this classic scene two minutes after I posted this story (language NSFW):