KESQ is ending sweeps month by unveiling the “Secrets of the Windmills” – but what could those secrets possibly be?
A check to the hashtag #SecretsOfTheWindmills turned up nothing, so all we can do is guess.
Here are some possibilities:
- They are actually responsible for creating all the wind
- Every one of them is really a secret meth lab (the blades blow away the scent!)
- Jonathan Creek lives there
- Each windmill is a giant living thing – like Treebeard – and will one day carry a couple of hobits to the white wizard
- They are actually called wind turbines
- The real reason they are there is to protect the Coachella Valley from the Cabazon Dinosaurs
- The windmills come to life when no one is looking like Woody and Buzz
- They were built solely to piss off Donald Trump
Ugly wind turbines have destroyed the entrance to Palm Springs, CA. These monstrosities are ruining landscapes (cont) http://t.co/t8WnhWxT
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 17, 2012
Windmills are destroying every country they touch— and the energy is unreliable and terrible. http://t.co/wxrkXRsv
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2012
What do you think the secrets might be? Add your guesses to the comments below.
