Video: A helpful reminder that other grocery store shoppers are jerks

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Police in Roseville (near Sacramento) have released surveillance video showing a woman more interested in swiping wallets than picking out the perfect plum while in the produce section of a grocery store. Further proof: other shoppers are assholes.

“Watch this grocery store purse pirate in action — this is why it’s so important to keep your purse closed and under your control,” the Roseville police department said in their Facebook post.

The “purse pirate” is probably also the type of shopper who brings more than 15 items into express checkout and then pays by check while talking on her cell phone.

Screw these people. I am using Amazon Fresh from now on.