This week, we were all introduced to The Beaumont woman who brings her monkeys to local pizza joints (because YOLO?). The news team at KCAL 9, knowing that this is “not your typical story”, aired this report which features surveillance video and a recap of the incident (btw, am I the only one who thinks it really does not look that bad?).
The star of the segment is clearly the bite victim’s daughter – who appears :55 in and does her impression of the biting monkey’s scream. She then reenacts the bite, which is how you would bite into a “really good burrito”.
Sadly, the monkey is now stuck in quarantine.
