Panic has set in for many this week as Donald Trump was elected the next President of the United States this week. What will the next four years hold for this country? Welp, since Trump didn’t really bother to announce any of his plans during the campaign, who knows. This shouldn’t surprise anyone, as the President Elect hasn’t even taken a clear stand on how he eats pizza.
Trump spoke with People Magazine to promote Celebrity Apprentice – the show that gave Trump his training in being Commander in Chief by having him watch over Mark McGrath and Gary Busey as they created a promotional display for Australian Gold suntan lotion – and revealed 25 things about himself, including this shocking tidbit:
I scrape the toppings off my pizza — I never eat the dough.
But wait, what about this 1995 commercial with Donald and his wife from 2 marriages ago where he claims to eat the “crust first”:
So what is it? Does Trump not eat the crust or does he eat it backwards like a crazy person?
And what the hell is going on here?
That’s him eating the crust and he is not eating it backwards*!
*However, it being Domino’s and all, it might not technically be pizza.
You know, call me crazy, but I am starting to believe this guy might not tell the truth all the time.