Today’s Weather in The Coachella Valley is, to be Blunt, F**king Awful

too damn high

Happy Wednesday and welcome to hell!

Today’s high temperature in The Coachella Valley is slated to hit 116 degrees.

And while that may not be a record high or anything, it is still awful.

There is some good news, if we can make it past today, there are cooler temps on the way the rest of the week.  Yes, The Coachella Valley is one of the few spots in the world where we are relieved to only hit 108 degrees.

So be sure to stay hydrated, keep your pets indoors, and please, for the love of God, DO NOT GO HIKING TODAY!!!!!