Surprisingly, This Woman Was Arrested for Stealing Eye Makeup

[media-credit name=”via KFSM ” align=”aligncenter” width=”300″]brandy-allen[/media-credit]Hold on to your hats, Brandy Allen of Fayetteville, Arkansas has been arrested on suspicion of stealing $144 worth of eye shadow.  I know, looking at the mug shot we would have never suspected.  5 News breaks down what happened when police were called to the Ulta to deal with Allen:

The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn’t appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.

Allen entered the store with an unidentified woman who tried to distract store employees by asking questions and leading them away from Allen, according to the report.

Somehow that genius plan did not work out…

An officer arrived at the store and approached Allen. The original caller introduced herself to Allen as the general manager of the store and asked to see the contents of her purse, the report states.

Allen fumbled through her purse for several minutes before taking out several different packages of eye shadow, and as she pulled out the items, she’d run her fingers through the tops of each one, trying to make the eye shadow look used, according to the report.

She started to curse loudly saying, “No one [expletive] saw me steal anything,” the report states.

For Allen, sadly the “no one [expletive] saw me steal anything” defense did not work and she was taken into custody.

(h/t Fark)