Study: Eat Grilled Cheese, Have More Sex!

Want to get more action in the bedroom? Then eat a grilled cheese sandwich!

Dating website surveyed 4,600 people and found those who ate grilled cheese sandwiches get more ass. Via LA Times:

The company surveyed 4,600 people and found that 73% of grilled cheese lovers have sex at least once a month, compared with 63% of those who don’t love grilled cheese. And 32% of grilled cheese lovers have sex at least six times a month, compared with 27% of non-grilled cheese lovers.

And not only were grilled cheese lovers doin’ it more, they are also better human beings:

The survey also discovered that 81% of its participants who love grilled cheese say they have donated time, money or food to those in need. And 84% of grilled cheese fans love to travel, compared with 78% of those who aren’t fans.

The survey also found that 10% of people remove the crust from their grilled cheese sandwich – but, how they find time to do that with all of the traveling and sex they are having is beyond me.