Why Starbucks Always Spells Your Name Wrong

Surely, you have seen one of your friends on Facebook today bitch that their local barista spelled their name wrong on a Starbucks cup. Paul becomes Powl, Jessica becomes Gessika, and Suzy becomes Soozee. But why does this always happen?

Paul Gale Comedy explains in this awesome short film:

(h/t Tastefully Offensive)