Sorry, Your Hilarious “Salsa on the Freeway” Jokes Were For Nothing

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Thursday, The Desert Sun reported that a big rig carrying salsa had been hit on The 10 – and salsa was all over the freeway.  With this happening just days after a chicken truck struck a bee truck, the internet was pretty anxious to tell some salsa jokes:

 

 

Well guess what? All of your totally hilarious salsa jokes were for nothing:

To sum up:

  1. There was not any salsa, it was actually hot sauce
  2. There was not salsa or hot sauce (or any other condiment) on the freeway

Bright side, you can now blame mysterious “wire services” whenever you get something wrong.