The Powerball jackpot is now $700 million and fuck you, it’s mine!

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Everyone has been sucking at winning Powerball lately which has seen the jackpot climb to $700 million, the second largest jackpot in history.

So yeah…

The massive jackpot now only trails that insane $1.6 billion won by three people back in January of 2016.

ABC News reports the cash option of the prize would be $443.3 million, which I am guessing should probably still be enough for you to quit your job – though you do not have to worry about that SINCE THIS JACKPOT IS MINE DAMMIT!!!

Seriously though, it would almost be enough money to afford the expensive Mayweather vs. McGregor PPV – which would be nice.

Of course, the odds of winning are 1 in 292.2 million – or in other words…


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