Outback Steakhouse, that restaurant franchise that you had forgotten was still around until you read this headline, has unveiled a new appetizer that anyone with a death wish can order during the NCAA basketball tournament.

Yes, that’s a Bloomin’ Onion with cheese fries, steak, and bacon.  And, because that is clearly still to healthy, it would appear that it also comes with some type of ranch-based dipping sauce – which, as well know, is so Australian.

As Darren Rovell points out in a series of tweets that are ads but are not technically ads, the appetizer has over 3,000 calories – but Outback claims they are meant to be ordered by six people.  Because everyone always dines out with five friends.