Oh God. John Boehner Was at The Nest and Probably Ruined Everyone’s Night by Crying

I know this is probably going to shock you – but a rich, overly-tanned Republican was spotted hanging out at The Nest in Indian Wells this weekend.

Soon-to-be-former Speaker of the House John Boehner dropped by the Indian Wells establishment owned by Dodi Henry, who posted this picture with The Orange One:

Posted by Dodi Henry on Friday, October 16, 2015

He probably ruined everyone’s night by crying about every damn thing mentioned.

No word on why he was in town, perhaps he is looking to move in next door to the Obamas when they move here? Or maybe he was just looking for Drake?

This town is so weird.

(H/T Desert Sun)