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Tonight’s Mega Millions lottery jackpot is now up to $415 million making it the third largest ever for the game and would sure make for a hell of a way to kick off a three-day weekend by winning it. Sure, the odds of that happening are low but – wait – shut up, odds! No one wants to hear from you. Just give me that money.

Since I know you are wondering, if you take the lump sum that will be a nice payout of $286 million – which should be enough for you to get that house you always wanted, a cool car, and the hell out of the Coachella Valley whenever the temperature is hotter than the sun.

So go out and get a ticket, then avoid every one of your coworkers today since you do not want to be part of their dumb office pool that never wins.

Good luck.


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