Maybe they should just start telling us when the Salton Sea won’t smell like shit

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There have been almost daily warnings about the Salton Sea smelling like rotten eggs combined with your roommate’s farts after a night of binge eating cheese,onions, and broccoli then washing it down with a few stouts . Maybe it would just be easier to tell us when it won’t make everything smell like crap from now on?

It sure seems like it would mean less work…

Makes sense – but, then I guess they wouldn’t have anything to tweet about anymore.