Listen: Guy Calls 911 Because His Wife Stole His Cocaine


An Ohio man called 911 on Wednesday in hopes that the cops would help him recover stolen property that was taken from him by his wife. That property: cocaine.

According to Alliance police reports, Robert D. Collins, 39, made his 911 call just before 11:30 p.m. Wednesday.

Collins proceeds to inform the dispatcher that he and his “lady” were having a misunderstanding over some cocaine her purchased, but that she took.

Police showed up to his home, but not to help him retrieve his blow, rather to arrest Collins and charge hime with misuse of 911 and possession of drug paraphernalia.

No word on if the cops ever found the missing cocaine (or his wife).

Listen to part of the call:

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