Celebrity assclown singer Justin Bieber has been spotted several times in Rancho Mirage over the past few days (mainly eating burgers) – but is he in town to spread the word of Jesus?
TMZ is reporting that Bieber has a “self-proclaimed ‘mission’ to learn how to spread the word of God”…
Bieber is ensconced in Rancho Mirage outside Palm Springs, where he will spend 2 weeks with Pastor Carl Lentz, the guy who baptized the Biebs in a bathtub in NYC over the summer.
Bieber has exiled himself from friends, alcohol, weed and everything else that doesn’t involve the good Lord.
Odd then, that he did not eat an In-N-Out Burger since it is the most religious burger.
TMZ also noticed the book by Bieber’s side in this pic is “Occupy All Streets,”…
…the book teaches how to spread the word and resist bad temptations (such as egging your neighbor’s house and peeing into restaurant mop buckets).
UPDATE: The Desert Sun, using the always reliable source of “a user of a Facebook group”, speculates Bieber might be home shopping in The Desert.
