Tuesday morning, a huge mega-fest of legendary rockers was officially announced. Naturally, as is always the case, the Internet had some jokes.
“Desert Trip” (a.k.a. “OldChella”) will feature The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Roger Waters, and the Who at the Empire Polo Fields in Indio October 7 – 9. It will also, according to the Internet, feature lots of old people, Viagra, and walking sticks:
— Ralphie May (@Ralphie_May) May 3, 2016
Who wants to go with me and sling Viagra at Oldchella? #DesertTrip
— Slim Chaby (@PhishMeltsFaces) May 3, 2016
— Annie B (@indiemuze) May 3, 2016
— ???? Carmel ???? (@carmelocorn) May 3, 2016
— Rabbi Yonah (@RabbiYonah) May 3, 2016
The official name of Oldchella is actually the Skeletons of Rock.
— Stuart Berman (@stuberman) May 3, 2016
Also, has anyone contacted The Hells Angels to police #DesertTrip ?
— Dominic (@BeatleDom) May 3, 2016
@ArashMarkazi the pills that are going to be popped that weekend will be drastically different than the ones from the last couple weekends..
— Ryan Kyle Williams (@RyanKyleWill) May 3, 2016
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) May 3, 2016
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