If anyone should alert you that a bird just took a dump on you, it would probably be best for you to just keep walking.
That’s because Hollywood Police are warning of a couple of suspects they say are pickpocketing victims and using the fear of white shit to do it.
The department says one victim was told he had bird poop on his back and was offered to help clean it off by the suspects, who then patted his back while they took his wallet. Another victim was also distracted while a camera was taken from a backpack.
— LAPD HOLLYWOOD DIV. (@LAPDHollywood) September 7, 2017
The male suspect is described as having brown eyes, dark hair, is between 5 feet 6 inches and 5 feet 7 inches tall, between 170 and 180 pounds, and may be 35 to 40 years old.
The female suspect is described as having black hair, between 5 feet 3 inches and 5 feet 5 inches tall, between 130 and 150 pounds and between 35 and 40 years old.
The pair fled in a Nissan Rogue with paper plates. Anyone with info should call Crime Stoppers at (800) 222-8477.