Here is Guy Fieri autographing (and throwing) a Lean Cuisine at fans

Guy Fieri, a cartoon character employed by the Food Network to wear terrible shirts while creeping out highlighting diner owners throughout America, just gave a lucky foodie what they really want: an autographed Lean Cuisine frozen dinner!

No word on why the hell this was happening (or just what that lucky fan will do with the frozen meal) – but, I am sure the video will be part of the new Food Network Show called Remember When We Had Actual Chefs Who Taught You Had to Make Shit?