There is only one name you need to know when it comes to voting for President of The United States: Deez Nuts.
No joke, a real life person named Deez Nuts has filed the necessary paperwork to run for the highest office in the land. Deez Nuts is neither Republican nor Democrat, instead running as an independant candidate.
And, to the suprise of no one, Deez Nuts is killing it in the polls:
No, we were not hacked. 'Deez Nuts' is the legal name of the candidate and he is polling at 9 percent in NC: http://t.co/HnGP0y6oOO
— ABC11 EyewitnessNews (@ABC11_WTVD) August 19, 2015
Deez Nuts is also surging in the polls in Minnesota (8%) and his home state of Iowa (7%).
So yes, in 2016, you can actually vote for Deez Nuts for President.
What a country.