Drunk Guy Impersonates TSA Agent to Pat Down Female Passengers

SFO Airport

This has not been a very good week for airlines or the tv networks who cover them.  There is also this warning out of San Francisco: next time you fly…make sure that a real TSA agent is patting you down and not just a random, horny, drunk dude.

Authorities at San Francisco International Airport are investigating an alleged incident of a drunken man posing as a security screener at San Francisco International Airport. The 53-year-old is accused of directing women to a private area for pat-down searches before he was caught. He was arrested for public drunkenness at the airport about 12:30 p.m.(!) on Tuesday. Other charges, such as false imprisonment, are being considered.

Bottom line: if your “TSA agent” has bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, and a boner you may want to go ahead and choose another line.

Update: The man is being identified as Eric Slighton, a 53-year-old direct of investment and private equity.

(photo via bk200 / CC)

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