Call me crazy, but I, like many people, prefer to know what, exactly, I am putting in my mouth before I actually put it in my mouth. This is a task that is normally easy to accomplish. But not with Oreo’s latest monstrocity. Oh no. It’s a fucking mystery. Could the creme filling be apple flavored? Maybe. What about pork? That’s gross, but I guess that’s possible too. Hell, I guess the flavor could literally be anything from rotten eggs to unicorn because I guess we live in an age where Oreos, just like I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter, can’t even be bothered to give full disclosure anymore.
For those of you daring enough to buy a pack, Oreo has a contest where you can guess what the mystery flavor is – spoiler: it’s fruity pebbles – and maybe win $50,000.
So should you try them? Let’s see what the internet has to say…
Just tried Oreo's new mystery flavor. Tastes like Fruit Loops. Could also be Fruity Pebbles or Trix but I think Fruit Loops
— Maxwell White (@MaxWhiteWXYZ) October 9, 2017
Doesn’t seem all that bad.
The new #MysteryOREO has to be fruity pebbles flavor. And it’s a very odd flavor indeed.
— Angela (@ang_maselli) October 10, 2017
Okay that makes it sound worse.
Burped up the already-atrocious #mysteryoreo. I've never regret eating something so much in my life. And I accidentally drank peroxide once.
— Leeann Montalbano (@LMMontalbano) October 9, 2017
Yup, I think I’ll pass.