I didn’t win the stupid Powerball because Powerball sucks

The stupid Powerball ended up picking numbers that weren’t the ones that the machine picked for me at the grocery store today. The Powerball is so freakin’ dumb.

On the bright side, I won’t have to do the math to decide between taking payments or the lump sum – although, who am I kidding, lump sum or GTFO!

The winning numbers were: 6, 7, 16, 23, 26 and Powerball 4

If no one wins, the jackpot will increase to $1 billion for the next drawing which is Saturday, the same night that Mayweather is going to destroy McGregor in a boxing ring – so, yeah, winning at your viewing party would be fun.