Dead Guy With 1,200 Guns May Have Been an Alien / Human Hybrid Working for CIA

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A man who was found to own a shit ton of guns and ammo after his decomposing body was found a short distance from his house may have been a human/alien hybrid who was secretly working for The U.S. Government.

Police discovered Jeffrey Lash’s body and his cache of 1,200+ guns and six tons of ammo in his home on July 17 in Pacific Palisades. Lash’s fiancée, Catherine Nebron, and Nebron’s employee Dawn VadBunker, believed that Lash was an alien savior working with The CIA or FBI, reports KTLA:

Nebron and Dawn VadBunker believed Lash was a secret government agent, but not entirely human.

“He was part alien and part human and was out to save the world,” Laura VadBunker said.

Nebron didn’t notify authorities when Lash died because she thought the secret agencies he worked for would come and collect his body, she told Braun.

Lash died on July 4th in a Bristol Farms parking lot. Nebron left Lash in her SUV and took off for Oregon with VadBunker, whose family then reported her missing two days later and has still not contacted her parents or children.

After 2 weeks went by and no “secret agencies” picked up his body, Nebron finally had her attorney call the police.

Neighbors knew Lash as “Bob Smith”, as The LA Times reports:

Several neighbors said the man was known only as “Bob” in the local area and described him as a gun fanatic who claimed to have worked covertly for either the FBI or the CIA. His fiancée had lived in the town home on Palisades Drive for years, they said.

“He’ll say crazy things to people like he does night missions swimming to Catalina,” said one neighbor, who declined to give her name, saying she was afraid. “He would come … and tell us he would show us self-defense moves.”

Police have been conducting background checks on Lash’s firearms to determine if any were involved in a crime.