Check out a passenger’s note to the flight crew about ‘whoever is farting in rows 10 to 12’

A pissed off passenger’s handwritten note on a napkin has gone viral.

The message, written and handed to a flight attendant, was shared by Redditor Gareww 20, saying “My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger”:

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The note reads:

I don’t know if you can make an announcement. But if you can, you should say that whoever is farting in the areas of rows 10 to 12 should definitely see a doctor because they might have ass cancer.

According to the poster, the flight attendant did not do anything about the tooter or contact a doctor about that potential cancerous situation – because, seriously wtf are they going to do?  Open a window?

The passenger also might not be aware that we are all onto them, as traditionally, the one who smelt it, dealt it.

Travelers fart more on flights, according to the health experts Fox News consulted about this story – yup, that is a thing that happened.  The fartolgists (?) say it is because the gases in the digestive tract expand as cabin pressure decreases at high altitude.