Can someone please open up a Krispy Kreme in the desert by Friday?

I mean, if the Amish can put up a barn in a day, it’s possible.

BTW, the closest Krispy Kreme to the Coachella Valley is in Menifee – and a big thanks in advance to whichever one of you amazing people brings back a dozen for your favorite local blogger.

Update: It looks like a Krispy Kreme is, in fact, opening in the desert.