Since family and friends frown on it when you register for wedding gifts at Bank of America – “only $100s please!” – many stores offer a chance for the soon-to-be wed to register for a bunch of dumb shit they will hardly ever use that they demand you give them in return for them springing for a DJ and the $15 pasta option for you at their wedding reception. But now, a new option has entered the marketplace for wedding registries – because clearly what every newlywed couple wants is $100s of dollars in credit for cardboard-tasting “pizza.”

Domino’s launched a wedding registry on Wednesday (which is a thing that I was almost certain I would never, ever type), which allows people to give the gift of pizza to couples all across the country.

The chain has set up a website which has different options like a $60 gift card that covers a “2 a.m. Bachelor Party Feast,” and a $30 gift card will give the couple a break from signing thank you cards.

“Choosing wedding gifts can be a daunting process, especially if couples can’t agree on what to register for. Our registry aims to bring couples together over their shared love of pizza,” a Domino’s spokeswoman told the Detroit Free Press. “We hear often from customers that Domino’s was a part of their big day, from proposals to after-hours meals at their wedding. We wanted to make it easier for people to ask for and receive something that they’ll really use.”

Just give them cash.

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