This first-in-line Black Friday TV news report is insane

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“This is like we’re on Cribs right now!”

Seriously, what the hell is going on in this Black Friday report from FOX 10 in Phoenix?

Jarvis Johnson (“don’t forget his name”) is the first person in line at Best Buy. He takes reporter Marcy Jones on a tour of his tent and, at her request (“give me a little rap about Black Friday”), freestyle raps while she dances.

This was something that was on the news. THE NEWS!