Aldi would like to sell you a portable toilet for Coachella

Aldi, the grocery chain that is home to super-fast checkers and produce that somehow goes bad the moment you take it out the front door, has a suggested item you bring to Coachella this year.

From the brand’s United Kingdom Twitter account:

And while the portable toilet sure would come in handy for those looking to not miss a single moment of any performance, I am pretty sure that security wouldn’t allow you to bring the unit into the fest – which is a rule that seems, well, just shitty.