7 Observations From The New Summer in Palm Springs Tourism Video

The people who brought you the weird Palm Springs nightlife commercial are back with a new video promoting summer vacationing in a place hotter than hell Palm Springs.

The :30 video leaves us with a few impressions:

1) Drought?  What drought?:

Kick all the water you need, the state has plenty of it…I think.

2) Seriously though, look at how green that golf course is!:

Lots of nice water features too.

3) There are much better beers available in Palm Springs, just sayin’:

Drink some of the local stuff fella, your bad tasting beer is running out anyway.

4) Hey Guy With Bad Taste in Beer, sit down while the shuttle bus is in motion!

Don’t be that guy.

5) Are you trying to say Palm Springs has the worst and sloppiest bartenders in the world?

I love an olive or two in my martini, but can you keep some of the alcohol in the glass while you garnish it please or are you just being Beyonce?

6) Oh, you are saying no one in The Coachella Valley can handle a drink of any kind.

Seriously, what the fuck are these two doing?

7) And one last reminder: drought schmrought!

Maybe the pool is actually filled with all that spilled liquor?

So be sure to come on out to Palm Springs when it is 125 degrees everyone!