5 People Who Can Not Vacation in Rancho Mirage

Entitled, old rich-people community of Rancho Mirage recently barred all people under 30 from renting a vacation home in their city.  That means the City of Rancho Mirage will be turning away these 5 people, should they try to stay there:

1) 2014 Kraft Nabisco Championship winner Lexi Thompson (age: 19)

Hey thanks for stopping into Rancho Mirage and winning a LPGA golf event, but as far as staying the weekend goes…

2) 2014 Humana Challenge winner Patrick Reed (age 23)

You were good enough to finish 28 under par and win The Desert’s PGA event, but when it comes to a few days of R&R in Rancho Mirage…

3) 2-time Palm Springs International Film Festival Award Winner Jennifer Lawrence (23)

Sure you are the biggest leading lady in Hollywood today, you are an Academy Award Winner, and every director wants you in their film, but are you wanted in Rancho Mirage…

4) Winner of the 2014 BNP Paribas Open Novak Djokovic (27)

Nice job beating Roger Federer and winning that million dollars worth of prize money – but as far as spending that cash in Rancho Mirage goes…

5) 2014 Coachella Performer and 2 time Grammy winner Lorde (17)

Congrats on all of your success and awards that have been given to you, but for the next 13 years, Rancho Mirage will just be giving you a whole lot of…


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