This week in made-up shit: J. Lo is moving to Coachella

She is not going to be Jenny from the Coachella block anytime soon
She is not going to be Jenny from the Coachella block anytime soon
She is not going to be Jenny from the Coachella block anytime soon

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got…or fooled by this week’s dumb, made-up story that Jennifer Lopez is moving to Coachella.

The story, that you may have seen on some of your friends Facebook feeds (in between them showcasing their vast knowledge of alligators, guns, and terrorism), claimed that J. Lo was ditching the L.A. lifestyle and moving east.

“I’m not retiring, I’m just looking for a change in life and I think I’ve found that in Coachella,” Lopez said in a made-up quote in the article.

I am just surprised that the story did not have her coming to town to be in the new Star Wars and Step Brothers movies.