Enough with the Assholes on Kayaks When it Floods

It flooded in The Coachella Valley Monday…so, of course, there was an asshole on a kayak:

It also flooded in Chandler, Arizona…so, of course, there was another asshole on a kayak:

Just a few weeks ago, it flooded in Detroit, so, yet again – there was an asshole on a kayak:

The kayak in the flood water is about as original nowadays as a Rolex bought in Tijuana.

This brings up an important question: are kayaks only owned by un-original assholes or has the kayak industry found a yet another way for product placement on the tv news?