I don’t need ‘mystery’ in my food

Call me crazy, but I, like many people, prefer to know what, exactly, I am putting in my mouth before I actually put it in my mouth. This is a task that is normally easy to accomplish. But not with Oreo’s latest monstrocity. Oh no. It’s a fucking mystery. Could the creme filling be apple flavored? Maybe. What about pork? That’s gross, but I guess that’s possible too. Hell, I guess the flavor could literally be anything from rotten eggs to unicorn  because I guess we live in an age where Oreos, just like I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter, can’t even be bothered to give full disclosure anymore.

For those of you daring enough to buy a pack, Oreo has a contest where you can guess what the mystery flavor is – spoiler: it’s fruity pebbles – and maybe win $50,000.

So should you try them?  Let’s see what the internet has to say…

Doesn’t seem all that bad.

Okay that makes it sound worse.

Yup, I think I’ll pass.

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